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Aspartame In Milk A Possibility As Dairy Industry Seeks Approval




“The dairy lobby arguesthat allowing aspartame in milk would make it a healthier product and reduce childhood obesity by offering milk with fewer calories.”

Why is this necessary?  The only way to get consumers to buy more is to appeal more to our innate desires for sugar, salt and fat.  The food industry continues to trick our brains by further sullying yet another perfectly natural and wholesome product.

Pass the diet milk?  Gross.

Sometimes I think our country is going to hell in a hand basket.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

We are the real time sequel to Idiocracy: “Idiocracy 2: The Stupiding.”

I can’t even illustrate how violently allergic to aspartame I am. The last time I was accidentally poisoned with aspartame I had to do some rescue breathing shit so I didn’t have a panic attack at my desk while I waited for the effects to set in (which they did) and then had to take a sick day the following day. I want one of these assholes to come explain how this makes a healthier product.

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