It was like, “YOU KNOW, YOUR CHECK ENGINE LIGHT HAS BEEN ON FOR A WHILE*.”

I deleted that shit because I’m pretty sure that email is talking about the oil change the car asked for a while ago, which I already gave it, but it took me like a week after that to figure out how to shut the maintenance light off. But the bottom line is that I already took care of the damn light & the maintenance too, so get off my case, car!

It’s crazy how smug I feel for outwitting an automated email. Totally uncalled for.

*Paraphrasing, but you get the idea. Just know that the original text was vague & annoying.