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5 = number of people who sat around the table at my dads house debating which day of Hanukkah it was on Sunday*

10 = number of minutes we spent debating the topic

7 = day of Hanukkah that my dad thought it was, citing FOX News as his official source for Hanukkah information

6 = day of Hanukkah that it actually was on Christmas this year

3 = number of smartphones it took to prove that FOX knows nothing about Hanukkah except that it’s 8 days long and possibly ruining Christmas

0 = number of Jews I suspect work for FOX News (I considered counting Lieberman, but I’m pretty sure he was kicked out of the tribe when he signed his pact with the devil.)

*2 = number of people involved in this debate who are Jewish