It’s a ride to bummer city in a car made of sadness & first world...– The last thing I’ll ever say (hopefully) about Lana Del Rey
First, nobody is paying me to say this. I was honestly so blown away by the interaction I had when buying my new auto policy today I felt compelled to write about it. I was skeptical at first, since I’ve been with kinda no-name insurance companies for 10 years, but WOW esurance is not lying about their customer service on their commercials. So I called for a quote & not only did I...
n. A man who masquerades as a gay guy in order to pick up straight women at the gay bar. (Note: I would have made this gender neutral but I’m pretty sure straight women would never do this for any reason.)
adj.+n. Shoes that are huge, hideous, ridiculous & make you walk like an idiot. These shoes should not exist for any reason. They are typically very expensive.
Cold front coming in
Scattered brainstorms likely.
Oh, don’t cut your hair. Don’t spend all that money and make...– My mom, on the phone right now. I think she’s upset that I told her the hat I knit for her fit ME better because of the superior shape of my head.
Lana Del Rey
I’m watching her 1st song on SNL from last night. She’s joking, right?
Really good article about Obama's signing of the... →
STFU, Conservatives: Dear Customer who stuck up... →
purdoom: socialistscum: sweetupndown: you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had… Not only is this why feminism matters, but it’s the reason why we need to stop acting like feminism...
Pick Your Battles
Today the person driving behind me honked angrily as I was making a moderate-speed right turn off of an icy main road, into a parking lot, with my turn signal on. Yesterday I walked by a homeless man on my way into a store & gave a smile instead of change (I only had large bills & was planning on keeping my change in my hand on my way out of the store so he could have it, not that I owed...