December 2011
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Writing press releases
is about as exciting as doing dishes. In fact I am only now working on this because I already stalled the day away washing dishes & cleaning the bathroom mirror, which was easier and more satisfying. On the positive side, my house is going to be so clean by the time this gallery opens thanks to these fits of desperate avoidance.
Dec 31st
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That sounds like a fun ride home
Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/ Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Edit: apparently not valid in MI. Check yo’self before you wreck yo’self.
Dec 31st
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Dec 28th
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“There are things one loses in giving up God, and they are not insignificant....”
– Good Minus God: The Moral Atheist - NYTimes.com  (via morefunthanbeingsad) Something I have thought so long but unable to put so eloquently. (via ergascientia) First, I want to explain that I never really had a God to give up. I never had any redemption belief or anything like that to lose, so...
Dec 27th
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Christmas/Hanukkah 2011 in Numbers
5 = number of people who sat around the table at my dads house debating which day of Hanukkah it was on Sunday* 10 = number of minutes we spent debating the topic 7 = day of Hanukkah that my dad thought it was, citing FOX News as his official source for Hanukkah information 6 = day of Hanukkah that it actually was on Christmas this year 3 = number of smartphones it took to prove that FOX knows...
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Opening art galleries is so GLAMOROUS
My partner & I are undertaking a big business venture in a short period of time (YEAH, DURING THE HOLIDAYS and while working 40 hours a week somewhere else, did you think I was sane or something?) & the size of my To Do List is giving me ADD. And OCD. And various other disorders. Can’t focus, no memory, can’t sleep, can’t stop making lists, 99 tabs open at once, other...
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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“Other pro-gay rights people were present at the Bachmann event in Iowa,...”
– Every once in a while Jezebel gets it really right
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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a season away.: Full list of companies that pulled... →
zikrayat: 3M (Command, Scotchbrand tape), Airborne Vitamin, Amway, (says it has been misrepresented) Anheuser Busch Inbev (Select55), Art Instruction Schools, Bamboozles, Bank of America (Cash Rewards), Bare Escentuals, Brother International (Ptouch), Campbell’s Soup, Capital One, …
Dec 14th
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“I will say this for Lowe’s, however (and any other advertisers who may join them...”
– All-American Muslim Meets an Un-American Advertising Pullout | Entertainment | TIME.com Passive bigotry is still bigotry. (via evangotlib)
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Siri at the office
I can empathize. I know it’s useful, because I downloaded Cluezee for Android (which is the same thing, so all of you iPhone “this phone is better than all others” people can suck it) however using it to schedule appointments & look up phone numbers all day at the office is annoying & makes you sound like a lazy jerk. This has been a public service announcement brought...
Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Famous face behind a tiny project →
Fuel for my Joseph Gordon Levitt obsession.
Dec 6th
Dec 4th
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duke's dog blog: In Memoriam →
dukethedog: I’m sorry to report that Duke passed away tonight. He stuck with us through kidney and heart failure. He was a sweetheart, and a loyal companion. He was my best friend. Over the last couple weeks his appetite dwindled, and Amy and I gave him his food and pills via feeding syringe. He still wanted… Ugh SO SADDDDDDD This is the moment every pet owner dreads. Going to snuggle...
Dec 4th
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“Given the increasing diversity of America’s population, the dangers of...”
– Barack Obama I tip my hat to you, sir.  PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVERYWHERE. (via lucylovesmuchly)
Dec 1st
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