I can’t remember the last time I watched a full episode of anything without the cable tweaking out. The fact that they charge people for this shitty service is astounding.
Good News/Bad News of the day
Good News: The new intern at work is awesome. She’s a grad student @ my alma mater in the program that I got my undergrad degree in, who moved here recently from Taiwan for school. She seems to be picking everything up at lightning speed, which is great because I think my boss was skeptical when I mentioned that I may have hired an intern without asking first. She seems to work quickly &...
Tittie bar. First time. Scared.– Text from RobTodd, who is at his step-brother’s bachelor party. 30 minutes later he texted a one-word review: “Icky.” In other news, I’ve been to at least 5x more strip clubs than my boyfriend.
Summer is Contagious
I just realized how many summer dresses I’ve picked up in the last 2 years and blew my own mind. I shouldn’t let it bother me this much though - they’re still cheaper than air conditioning.
What does it all mean?
I found a voicemail today from the mother of the guy I dated for 2.5 years in the middle of college. We haven’t been together for over 2 years & he lives half-way across the country now. His girlfriend has a baby (his baby, as far as anyone knows) on the way in about a month. We text occasionally, mostly to gossip about common friends, but it’s very rare. What conceivable reason...
gorillasushi: If any local friends want to come over and hang out later tonight, email or DM me for my address. Holy shit dude, I can’t even imagine how you’re managing to keep it together. You have an impressive strength of character.
Jezebel recently asked, “what was the weirdest class was you ever took in college?” I took several that I found odd for a number of reasons, but this one always makes peoples eyes go googly when I mention it so I thought I’d share. The class was called “Marriage & Family” at the community college where I got my associate’s degree. The class itself...
I love you, Ypsilanti
A few days ago I sent an email to the township I live in asking who I should talk to about the persistent disruptions & violence in my neighborhood, specifically the kind that wakes me up at 3am on Saturday mornings because it’s going on in the un-lit park next to my house. I was concerned that after calling 911 on a weekly basis they would write me off as a dingbat. Two weeks ago at 4am...
After that glowing review
I didn’t want to see Splice before but now I think I do, only in an ironic sense.
Regarding the movie Splice; from Jezebel.com
ElphabaSkywalker I saw this movie with a rather schemish friend on Tuesday at a preview screening. At first, the movie seemed to be a look at parenthood by way of raising a monster. It had some humour and was well acted. Not great but enjoyable. However, the last third of the movie is utterly ridiculous and completely destroyed any goodwill I might of had for the film. The audience was howling...