Chaely Sleeps Forever

A clothing company who makes what amounts to “junior’s” clothes just started cutting their jeans in the right waist/inseam size for me. This is awesome news, as most companies I’m familiar with & can afford have eliminated my size from their radar since it’s rather obscure (I’m looking at YOU, PacSun/Tilt/Bullhead).

Now before your skinny bitch radar flips on and you start crabbing about how I should eat a burger, keep this in mind: I realize that at 25 I shouldn’t still shop in the kids department out of necessity, nor should I hold onto clothes from 1998 that I’m still waiting to grow into. I know. It’s not for lack of trying.

All I know is that life is absolutely ridiculous.

Now accepting milkshake donations.

rashystreakers:

-Overheard while at lunch

The only thing radical about being a republican nowadays is that the party has retained about 3% of what republicans used to stand for & only about 10% of their current shtick is based in the same reality as the one that we live in. Talk about going rogue…

elcarlitos:

That’s what she wrote on her Facebook status. She tries to be strong for everyone, but she let me know how scared she is. What can I do? I’m just as scared as she is. Do I tell her that the last two women that had cancer in my life died? Do I promise her everything will be OK even though I don’t know weather or not it will be? She’s my protege, for some reason she looks to me for help, how can I be strong knowing I’m just as confused?

I’m still not over losing my sister to cancer, now she’s got it. I told her I’d always look after her, but how can I protect her now? How can I comfort her? What the fuck am I supposed to do?

I love my little cousin, I want the best for her. All I can do now is be there for her every step of the way. Help her be strong for everyone else who can’t be. Help her survive the biggest obstacle she’ll ever face. And some how promise her she’ll be OK.

Send her a link back to this. I think she’ll appreciate the idea that you would do anything for her if you could just figure out what it was that she needed, even if it’s just someone to be afraid with.

i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh … And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new


- e.e. cummings

that I am looking for a particular mixtape so raunchy that no geeks have found it & put it on the likes of Pirate Bay or Demonoid yet? If only they knew that this could get them laid.

elcarlitos:

I left the cable box on cartoon network last night, because I was watching Family guy on AS. When I turned it on this morning there was a cartoon with Casper and Pirates. How the fuck did Casper the friendly ghost get tangled up with Pirates? Cartoons nowadays suck. Bring back Johnny Bravo Cartoon Network.

I highly recommend watching Chowder on Cartoon Network. It’s my favorite non-adult cartoon of the moment & it happens to be on around 6 or 6:30 when I’m usually getting home from work.

I’d call it a guilty pleasure but I don’t even feel bad about it at all. I ain’t skurred.

onefootinthegrave:

As if we didn’t know John McCain’s judgment was suspect when he picked a porn star as his running mate, we sure as shit know now.

I don’t know how long it’s been since he was on active duty. 40 years? 50? Never to mind the fact that he was never on the ground where the metal meets the meat.

All that “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” does is tell my brothers and sisters fighting for our country that who they are isn’t good enough, and they must be dishonorable and hide their true selves.

Promoting dishonor does nothing to improve the status of our fighting men and women.

Getting rid of it will do little, if anything, to order and discipline.  If a fucking Command Sergeant Major can chew my ass for not having a fresh enough shave in the combat zone, he can chew ass for picking on the gay kid.  Order and discipline ain’t gonna be a fucking problem when leadership has an unplanned 4 hour PT (Physical Training) session with any troublemakers.

John McCain lived through the Civil Rights Era.  He has to know how unkindly history is going to look upon him.  Unless one of his sons does something great, he is going to tarnish the legacy of one of the country’s great military families.  His father and grandfather would be ashamed of him.  He has made the decision to stand up for a horrible precedent solely to gain a modest amount of political capital and motivate his mouth-breathing base.  Disgusting.

Although you are 100% correct, don’t forget that this integrity stuff isn’t worth anything to men like McCain who are driven solely by greed & power. You can’t sell integrity for cash & once he’s dead wtf does he care if his actions tarnished his family name? Political capital is all he has left & it dictates everything he does.

His father & grandfather are gone so their opinions don’t matter to him and history books can attach whatever label they want once he’s dead; as long as he spends the rest of his life rich & powerful I don’t think any of that really matters to him because he won’t be around to see it happen anyway. What really kills me is that he doesn’t have any concern or respect for the one person who carries his name whose feelings really should matter to him, and that’s his daughter.

Maybe if he had a son he would be more concerned about dragging the family legacy through the mud & then crapping on it.