Chaely: I'm so excited I could
Laura: throw up?
Chaely: Poop a commemorative elvis dish.
Laura: wow. way better.
evangotlib: biteofpythias: there is not better feeling after a horribly long and hectic work day than that feeling of sliding your pants off when you get home. FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM I so agree with this. So, so, so much. I always warn people before they come over that if I’m home, I’m not wearing pants. PJ pants, sure, but you will rarely catch me in respectable going outside...
goodreasonnews: welcometomanhood: goodreasonnews: Her SHOULDER stomped!? Are you fucking kidding me?! I know you’re Fox and you’re fucking liars and assholes, but fuck! They’ve reached like 1984-level doublespeak. Her shoulder. Also, the guy who did that, who stomped on HER FUCKING HEAD, was a man named Tom Profitt and he was the Bourbon County coordinator for Rand Paul’s senatorial...
Tumblr is so off its game lately
I typed out a whole thing, saved as draft, navigated away to find something. It was something I posted a while ago, so I typed in a very obvious keyword that was used a million times in the original post & it didn’t come up. I eventually found it through other, more difficult means & saved the link. I went into my drafts thingie & the thing I typed out to put this link into...
Morality & Hair Cuts
I had an odd thing happen months ago that I still feel bad about. Sorry to be so wordy about something so silly… I got a haircut at a local salon back in April or May. I’m just starting to build a relationship with my stylist at this point, it was our 2nd appointment together I believe. My first cut with her was free because I was being used as a hair model while she was getting her...
Glad Christine O’Donnell gave up witchcraft and now believes in rational...– Seth MacFarlane. I’m certainly not one of his big fans but this sums up my feelings about what happens when people take Christianity way too seriously.
Open Letter to Mike Cox, MI Attorney General →
This is another installment in my unintentional “parenting a state government” series wherein I write Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox a letter scolding him for not firing Andrew Shirvell, Assistant Attorney General for starting a hate-blog against Chris Armstrong (U of MI student body president) because Armstrong is openly gay. Here’s my email in case you feel like...
kickstand: You are the best! Thanks love! My pleasure. Always happy to help a friend get his google on.
Katie: Oh! Did I tell you we saw a zombie in Yellowstone?
Me: I uh... don't think so...
Katie: AND we saw Jesus walking on water.
Katie: Totally sober. I swear.
Woke up this morning in excruciating pain.
kickstand: Couldnt walk, fell down and broke the towel rack in the bathroom. Worst pain I have ever felt. Possibly passed a kidney stone? Back Pain started hurting less on the way to the ER so I elected to not pay the $200 and wait till nine to call my Dr. It’s sad that the insurance companies pretty much choose how I take care of myself. Be careful with yourself, Keenan.
OKAY, RICK SANCHEZ. WE GET IT. YOU’RE HISPANIC. What an obnoxious prick. The race card is so weak, especially in this situation. Pete Dominick should be applauded for skewering Sanchez except that he didn’t have to, as Sanchez managed to somehow ruin himself over the course of 20 minutes. It’s like watching a train run off a cliff. Must listen. Sorry for the crappy still,...