March 2008
38 posts
February 2008
42 posts
“…Well …that wasn’t the exact wording, but the ditch was a powerful image.”
—One of the debate hosts discussing a statement Obama had made to a debate moderator. Apparently she thought that his bus metaphor was moving.
“Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.”
—Plato
“What bothers me the most is that people say that Hilary is a bitch. Well let me say something about that. Pshyeah, she is. And so am I. And so is this one [points to Amy Poehler]… You know what? Bitches get stuff done. That’s why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean, old clams and they sleep on cots and they’re allowed to hit you. At the end of the school year you HATED THOSE BITCHES, but YOU KNEW the capitol of Vermont.”
—Tina Fey on SNL, explaining why it’s not too late for Texas & Ohio to get on board & quit hating Hilary because she’s about to be an old bitch because “BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK.” I have such a gay crush on Tina Fey.
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Virginia Is For Hookers →
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President of William & Mary College, Gene Nichol, hosts Sex Workers Art Show (which will be at UofM on Feb 20), the college gets upset and tells Nichol that his contract won’t be renewed in July, then offers Nichol and his wife a bribe so they won’t tell anyone that this is why he’s being canned.
His response: Fuck you guys and your money, I served the school well, I loved my job, I respected my colleagues, students and the community, and I’ve made great strides in serving the underprivileged on behalf of William & Mary. Here is my letter of resignation, effective immediately. Respectfully, I welcome you to eat my shit.
My response: What a guy. I’m glad he gave them the proverbial finger and wrote this public letter instead of fading into obscurity. Looks like W&M forgot about all of the real problems in the world when they decided to make an issue out of something as ridiculous as a 1-day long art show.
“So this big burly German guy was there, showing us how to operate our things…”
—Ross, clearly unaware of who he was talking to
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