December 2007
32 posts
“That one band… that Holy Gospel of Mountain Glory or whatever… they...”
– Ross at 3am, trying to tell us that he enjoyed the Universal Temple of Divine Power show at the Token Lounge tonight
To All the Gays I've Ever Loved,
This is your public, formal invitation to join me & my roomies in harmonious, domestic bliss. We pretty much live like a bunch of gays already, so all we need are a few homos and a tiny dog to make our home complete. Rainbows and Kisses, Chaely & the Ladies of the House of Vagina
[12.25.07] Song of the Day Children of Bodom -...
Seeking the Isolde to my Tristan →
No fatties!
How do I love bacon? Let me count the ways... →
Holiday Cheer Revisited
me: so Laura was being mopey earlier & I told her that it'd be ok because her Christmas present is gonna be so awesome. I wanted to tell her that she was gonna shit a brick when she saw it, but then I thought that sort of implied that it would be a bad thing.
Sara: right.
me: so I told her that when she sees it she'll shit roses
Sara: perfect!
me: i know!
Sara: you a great roomie/bff.
me: no thorns tho
Sara: no. remove the thorns. Shit rose petals.
me: I think if I could really make people shit roses I'd have a lot more friends
Sara: people would seek you out from all over the place
me: I'd have to make an order form: "thorns or no thorns?"
me: "long stem or sweetheart roses?"
Sara: yeah. that would be amazing if you could get specific on it.
me: you could pick colors - maybe attach a little gift card
Sara: that would be so cute. have a pleasant shit!!
me: the cutest poop ever
Holiday Cheer
me: You're gonna shit roses when you see what I got you for christmas
Laura: it is a man that never talks?
me: I wish
Laura: because that would be incredible
me: totally
Laura: a no limit soldier?
me: perhaps
Everything I Ever Wanted To Buy, I Found On Amazon
What this link amounts to is a list of things I need to remember to buy myself after I return the garbage that my family always gives me for Christmas (even after I make them swear that they won’t bother). I’ve had this list for about FOUR YEARS and no one has ever thought to look at it. Notice that there are no puppy dog pajamas or bedazzled cell phone cases on this list, yet...
[12.20.07] Song of the Day M.I.A. - Paper Planes
“Alan and I are listening to Mickey Avalon. This shit is ridiculous. I’m...”
– Text message to the roomies. Seriously, I can feel my soul die when I listen to this dude.
Tattoos: Matt Hessler →
Matt Hessler is a tattoo artist at XS in Rochester, MI. His portfolio is amazing. Stunning colors - makes me want to rethink my first tattoo before I actually get it. I can’t even explain how much the Stained Glass Elvis reminds me of Dykas.
The Age of Innocence →
News story from my hometown. I wonder what video game they’ll blame this on.
Fine, you win.
I’m a tumblr now, too.
